So a few weeks ago I was checking out Compendium, I can’t believe how dedicated Amer is, of course he never had to deal with IK. Anyway, I saw this neat thing called an experience calculator. At first I thought that maybe I told it stories and it added them together and told me their value in flying monkeys, but alas it was not so. This magic calculator instead allowed me to add up the levels of all my characters.

I was bored this day; god I hate college, flying squirrels everywhere… So I started putting in all my characters… First, the old 77 server, then I put in dep and Ken. Lastly, I added my test characters. I came to a startling, and yet strangely horrifying conclusion. I would be level 55 now. I’d be nearly the most powerful player in America, and I’m sure many of you can say the same.

I was very angry for a while that day. And in case you are wondering this isn’t normal anger, it’s the hope that someone forgets how to breath and struggles in the useless air like a fish. I thought back, why did I start Ken when I was already level 45 on Dep? Cause my friend Mark called me up on ole’ ICQ and asked me to come over. Most of my friends had been hacked or quit and so I had no one to really play with. So I followed Mark and Chris over to Ken and started over. Got to playing there for a while, met great people like BeefAssassin. Was a member of Silent, and had a great time. But then Chris and Mark quit.

So, what’d I do? I followed my friends back to Dep. Dude named Andy got me back in there and I played non-stop till I got 48. But all my friends had left dep. So I went and I played Test with them. And three wipes later I’m starting to get kinda sad. I mean I had great fun, because I followed my friends from server to server, never staying long enough to get strong.