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August 12, 2003 10:10 pm ET - research by DEZ
| Mana Pot Addicts Anonymous |
| "MPAA President DEZ announces a new 12 step program for mana pot addicts. The goal is to rely on a more natural means of mana regeneration.
- Admit you have a problem.
- Seek help
- Purchase, make or recieve from quest any of these items: csom, som, mermaid ammulet.
- Use the meditation spell.
- Acquire an alternative weapon: such as mailbreaker or hunter bow
- Use an inn every once in a while!
- Repeat the MPAA mantra aloud at least ten times a day:
"DEZ RULES
I don't need blues"
- Yell the mantra three times a day in each city that you hunt near.
- Post mantra in EVERY city once a day.
- Donate all blues to the MPAA president (thus removing the temptation)
- Repeat steps 7-9 as often as necessary.
- Repeat step 10 as often as possible.
Good Luck!
DEZ, President MPAA
I'm not just the president I'm also an addict ... errrr ....member
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