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February 01, 2003 03:24 am ET - research by Taera
If We Really Role Played in Lineage...II!
  • RPG Style:
    Male Knight: Thoust sword swing is strong, my lady. Care to engage in a bit of sporting fight? Perhaps place a wager upon the outcome?
    Female Knight: I may be strong, dear sir, though thy skill far exceeds my own. Even a playful fight with you could be quite fatal to my weaker bones, and a bet atop that would be pure foolery.
  • Lineage Style:
    Male Knight: wanna duel? i bet u 10k i win!
    Female Knight: no u are high lvl go away

  • RPG Style:
    Male Prince: Ah, my lady, what a lovely piece of craftsmanship…
    Female Princess: Aye, lord. Not many of these around these days…I believe that this particular crown is one of three remaining artifacts of the olden days.
    Male Prince: Might you be willing to part with it for a sum of gold?
    Female Princess: Though I am a leader first, I am a trader second. Let the bargaining begin, dear prince!
  • Lineage Style:
    Male Prince: i buy crown
    Female Princess: offer

  • RPG Style:
    Male Mage: Ah hah! I have just achieved the greatest, the most prestige of all the mage spells! Come, dear knights! Let me use my power, let me choke your throat, cause you sickness, rise the earth about you! No more shall the knights be the champions of their kings…it is my turn to shine!
  • Lineage Style:
    Male Mage: d00d i’m l337

  • RPG Style:
    Male Prince: This land is pure perfection with is waving grassy fields, lush forests and thriving for commerice. But travel, though we have the magic of the esteemed teleporters, could use a bit of work...
  • Lineage Style:
    Male Prince: NC u suck add horses

  • RPG Style:
    Female Princess: Woe is me, dear friend!
    Male Elf: Why so, my liege lady?
    Female Princess: In foolery I have broken myself. My great armor, skin sliced from the very back of the feared earth dragon, is no more. In the ecstasy of the fight past eve I found myself with a scroll of enchantment. Muttering the words I foolishly laid hands on my armor…and it is no more!
  • Lineage Style:
    Female Princess: !@)%
    Male Elf: end?
    Female Princess: n, blew dsm

  • RPG Style:
    Female Elf: We have all heard the story of the great Red Knight…he whose sword flows a constant river of blood, he who slays the innocent, the guilty, the young and the old without prejudice. But today history is made, for I, the lowly Elf of Trees, have made him speak words of magic to carry himself away in shame!
  • Lineage Style:
    Female Elf: REDKNIGHT VENZ

  • RPG Style:
    Female Mage: I pledge my everlasting loyalty to you and yours, my liege. My staff is yours, my knowledge is yours, and all I do shall be yours. I know that my actions will affect the pledge and will accept the consequences if they do so in a negative fashion. My will is only to serve, only to bring you, the rightful ruler of Aden, to the crown!
  • Lineage Style:
    Female Mage: /join

February 01, 2003 03:49 am ET (#1)
87
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444 posts
11-28-02

lol
so funny
and true

February 01, 2003 05:20 am ET (#2)
dutchpower
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81 posts
10-25-01

lol
wish i could think of things like that :/

February 01, 2003 07:16 am ET (#3)
cheesemaster
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120 posts
04-30-02

lol soooo funny!!!

great job taera

~~~HoboGobo~~~

February 01, 2003 08:28 am ET (#4)
deathskye
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81 posts
01-09-02

lol
hahaha this rox

February 01, 2003 09:22 am ET (#5)
ultimaslayer
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221 posts
06-24-02

lol nice

February 01, 2003 09:30 am ET (#6)
Earthsiege
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56 posts
10-10-01

Taera, where do you come up with this stuff? Great job though :)

February 01, 2003 10:14 am ET (#7)
EX-CON
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597 posts
03-19-02

as i say again taera has skills in this kinda of thing soo funny and true taera works on III ^^

February 01, 2003 10:22 am ET (#8)
Darkwizord
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18 posts
06-20-02

whats I337 mean?

February 01, 2003 02:27 pm ET (#9)
Taera
Loyal Fan

333 posts
01-30-02

1337 is leet talk for "leet"

February 01, 2003 02:43 pm ET (#10)
FreaX
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158 posts
11-13-02

n00000000000 ur not supposed to tell him he is not 1337 enough!

February 01, 2003 04:16 pm ET (#11)
TeronElf
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185 posts
09-21-02

lol REDKINGHT VENZ L!O!L!

February 01, 2003 05:39 pm ET (#12)
roar1
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2 posts
10-14-02

Man I want Lineage 2, I really liked the one where it says "I buy crown. Offer" lol

February 01, 2003 05:55 pm ET (#13)
Doomscythe
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1155 posts
03-21-02

O.o lol good job Taera =)

February 01, 2003 09:59 pm ET (#14)
Arkaine
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153 posts
04-23-02

hahaha these are always great
great work taera

February 02, 2003 01:46 pm ET (#15)
TCUB3D
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118 posts
11-06-02

hahaha

February 03, 2003 10:46 am ET (#16)
Forge
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150 posts
12-12-01

what? no tiktak venz?
hehe gj tikky

February 03, 2003 12:09 pm ET (#17)
Taera
Loyal Fan

333 posts
01-30-02

thanks guys :) I think I'll probably do a roleplay III then head off to a new type. I have some great ideas!

February 04, 2003 02:56 am ET (#18)
-Orim-
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99 posts
09-15-02

whats d00d i |337?

anyway.. these lists are still good..

February 04, 2003 08:11 am ET (#19)
Taera
Loyal Fan

333 posts
01-30-02

d00d i |337 is netspeak for "Dude, I'm leet" or "Dude, I'm cool"

February 07, 2003 06:04 pm ET (#20)
MissMage
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30 posts
11-15-02

lol! gude job!

February 12, 2003 07:10 pm ET (#21)
Prince Drathen
Loyal Fan

223 posts
12-04-02

Why does everyone assume that you need an accent or old English to roleplay? I roleplay, as far as I know, but that doesn't mean I need to talk like a fool to get noticed.

Hey, what if we roleplayed in...Lineage! Who needs a second game to roleplay?

February 25, 2003 12:55 pm ET (#22)
rbjr4421
Loyal Fan

10 posts
12-10-02

RPG Style: The reason why you need an Old English accent to roleplay is because of the time setting. If you were to roleplay in the year 3464345 then no, you wouldn't need an Old English accent. However, Lineage takes place around the early part of the second Millennium. Therefore, the accent and language of this time period is Old English. Any questions?

Lineage Style: In other words, you need the accent or language of the time period that the RPG takes place in.

Anyway...I LOVED this part...:


RPG Style:
Male Prince: Ah, my lady, what a lovely piece of craftsmanship…
Female Princess: Aye, lord. Not many of these around these days…I believe that this particular crown is one of three remaining artifacts of the olden days.
Male Prince: Might you be willing to part with it for a sum of gold?
Female Princess: Though I am a leader first, I am a trader second. Let the bargaining begin, dear prince!


Lineage Style:
Male Prince: i buy crown
Female Princess: offer


RPG Style: Male Prince: This land is pure perfection with is waving grassy fields, lush forests and thriving for commerice. But travel, though we have the magic of the esteemed teleporters, could use a bit of work...

Lineage Style: Male Prince: NC u suck add horses.

I have been saying this ^ for a long, long, LONG time. So, consider me this
prince. ^

Great Job bud.

February 28, 2003 08:34 am ET (#23)
Taera
Loyal Fan

333 posts
01-30-02

#21- its not Lineage II, its If We Roleplayed in Lineage II. You will notice that this is the second RP spoof

March 05, 2003 06:12 pm ET (#24)
TaosZ
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200 posts
10-14-02

o.o

March 22, 2003 11:11 pm ET (#25)
cantthink
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19 posts
03-31-03

true true

May 06, 2003 04:41 am ET (#26)
RKZ
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35 posts
05-04-03

RPG SUCKS!!! ahaha...

May 11, 2003 09:38 pm ET (#27)
Ladyallie
Loyal Fan

3 posts
11-14-02

hehe /join funnny

May 14, 2003 08:59 am ET (#28)
zBluntz
Loyal Fan

49 posts
10-13-02

lol....like the Redknight one =P

May 14, 2003 06:12 pm ET (#29)
ultimaslayer
Loyal Fan

221 posts
06-24-02

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! the dsm one is good..o.o

May 17, 2003 06:00 pm ET (#30)
cr0w
Loyal Fan

14 posts
04-26-03

hahahahahahahahha, it was so good!!!!!!!!

and agree!! dsm was the best one... hahahaahah

July 02, 2003 01:38 pm ET (#31)
Elric
Loyal Fan

337 posts
10-29-02

damn taera, where have u gone? u didnt posted any funny things in long time!!! where are u!!!

July 26, 2003 06:00 pm ET (#32)
Ramza
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722 posts
01-11-02

dsm is funny as hell lol

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