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January 03, 2003 05:29 pm ET - research by Taera
If You Give a Mouse a Wafer...
If you give a mouse a wafer..
He will want a condensed potion.
After he drinks his potion, he will of course want to go regenerate in the Inn because the potion was not enough.
And if you let him regenerate in the Inn, he will be so thankful he wants to give his key back to the Innkeeper
He has SO much fun giving his key to the Innkeeper that he will run around Giran, picking up all the Inn keys and giving them all back to the Innkeeper.
He will be so refreshed after that that he will want to go hunting.
If you let the mouse go hunting, he will want to use a haste potion.
And if you let him use a haste potion, he will kill things faster and faster, so fast that he gets his OWN haste potions.
Using HIS haste potions he will kill a bugbear…and it will drop a N-Zel!
He will be so happy he will use the Zel on his bone armor.
And when the bone armor goes +1, he will be so proud that he will want to go put it up on the message board.
But he is hurt from the bugbear so he asks for a condensed potion.
And when you give a mouse a condensed potion, chances are he will want a wafer…

January 03, 2003 06:09 pm ET (#1)
Conobi
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14 posts
11-03-02

O.o

January 03, 2003 06:48 pm ET (#2)
Tweak
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456 posts
10-21-01

what? i dont understand

January 03, 2003 07:21 pm ET (#3)
MissMage
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30 posts
11-15-02

i dont understand either...O.o

January 03, 2003 07:29 pm ET (#4)
Tairal
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50 posts
05-14-02

o.o

January 03, 2003 07:56 pm ET (#5)
FR
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13 posts
10-12-02

lol i understand, it basically shows how routine our lineage lives are. gosh you guys just dont understand some of the great minds such as Taera. and if im mistaken in my guess at what taera means, god im gonna feel dumb as hell. lol.

January 03, 2003 08:08 pm ET (#6)
Taera
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333 posts
01-30-02

You all are ;) Ever read the children's story "If you give a mouse a cookie"? Basically, the mouse has a cookie so he wants milk, he gets a milk mustache so wants a napkin to wipe his face then a mirror to check that he got all the milk off, in the mirror he sees that his hair is too long so he cuts it (yes, its just one hair), the hair falls to the ground so he gets a broom to sweep it up, he has so much fun he sweeps the whole house, he gets tired so he wants a nap, he has a nap and wants a story, the story inspires him so he wants crayons and paper, he draws a marvelous picture so wants a pen to sign his name, he signs his name and wants to hand it up on the fridge....and then...when he sees the fridge he remembers that he's thirsty, and asks for a drink of milk...

January 03, 2003 09:11 pm ET (#7)
Yammie
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213 posts
11-14-01

he'sgonna end up bald...

HEY! you just found the reason why men go bald! im so glad im lactose intolerant!!

January 03, 2003 10:14 pm ET (#8)
VoLT
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174 posts
12-02-01

yammie is under the usual of a male ((babo)on)

January 04, 2003 12:24 am ET (#9)
gigi
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641 posts
05-01-02

hmmm....so....ppl wont get sick of asking stuff - -;....

January 04, 2003 01:09 am ET (#11)
elvenofpower
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127 posts
11-07-02

uhhhhhhhhhh+

January 04, 2003 11:05 am ET (#12)
WaterElf
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145 posts
11-16-01

O.o"
my gosh

January 04, 2003 06:25 pm ET (#13)
Cody
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510 posts
09-10-02

thats stupid...o.O...how about an article 50 way to make Taera stop posting this garbage O.o...

January 04, 2003 07:03 pm ET (#14)
Altarth
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22 posts
09-12-02

It is still quite clever..... if you dont like what Taera posts don't read it..... this really is not the place to complain.

Nice work, Taera

January 04, 2003 07:42 pm ET (#15)
Taera
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333 posts
01-30-02

Cody, I'd love to see that! Please, if you do get a chance to write it, send it to me at Taera@lineagecompendium.com oh goodie, another lin50!

January 05, 2003 11:31 am ET (#16)
kingslei
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146 posts
01-04-02

funny story

January 06, 2003 07:15 pm ET (#17)
ultimaslayer
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221 posts
06-24-02

o.o

January 06, 2003 10:53 pm ET (#18)
elvenofpower
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127 posts
11-07-02

this is weird ^^

January 08, 2003 05:55 pm ET (#19)
Elric
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337 posts
10-29-02

lol? p..p

January 12, 2003 03:48 am ET (#20)
Arieh
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24 posts
05-02-02

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0060245867/ref=ase_leanneeldridge/104-9378535-2286349

Kid's stuff... funny thou :)

January 12, 2003 04:27 am ET (#21)
Whipits
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93 posts
01-14-02

I LOVED IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE and as always i think your stuff is funny Tae :)

January 18, 2003 08:18 am ET (#22)
TCUB3D
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118 posts
11-06-02

O_o;;

January 21, 2003 03:51 pm ET (#23)
Forge
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150 posts
12-12-01

exactly
and my bone armor did go +1^^

January 23, 2003 08:15 pm ET (#24)
Doomscythe
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1155 posts
03-21-02

LOLOL Cody go make it =)

February 01, 2003 05:41 pm ET (#25)
roar1
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2 posts
10-14-02

lol, that's a real good one

February 06, 2003 09:40 am ET (#26)
tessloth
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7 posts
11-15-02

This goes to show you, we need new things, like active updating quests, and tasks, besides just hunt hunt hunt....

February 25, 2003 01:01 pm ET (#27)
rbjr4421
Loyal Fan

10 posts
12-10-02

Cool, i like it.

Oh, Patryn Magus, GO HAPLO!!!!

Note: If you will only understand this if you read the Death Gate Cycle, good books.

May 15, 2003 06:20 am ET (#28)
BlueSilver
Loyal Fan

70 posts
09-23-02

lol wow hes pritty damn luck to get a nzel each time

May 15, 2003 03:42 pm ET (#29)
ultimaslayer
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221 posts
06-24-02

i want a n-zel from bb...~_~

July 26, 2003 06:04 pm ET (#30)
Ramza
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722 posts
01-11-02

lol tht is soooo true of lineage lol taht is funny

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