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January 03, 2003 05:27 pm ET - research by Taera
If We Really Role Played in Lineage...
  • RPG style:
    Female knight: Hail, fellow knight, know thee the way to the fair town of Woodbec?
    Male knight: Aye, maiden of the sword, follow yonder coast past the mighty castle.
    Lineage style:
    Female knight: Yo, wheres ww?
    Male knight: down

  • RPG style:
    Female knight: Dear warrior, might you accompany thy party into the depths of the cave to fight the undead followers of evil and death?
    Male knight: I would be honored, dear lady, to slice my sword beside yours. Shall we go now, or purchase a small amount of magic trinkets to help us on our way?
    Lineage style:
    Female knight: wanna hunt sum skels?
    Male knight: k, lemme get some pots n stuff

  • RPG style:
    Female knight: a curse on you and yours, slayer of my mighty prince! May your bones and flesh rot beside those of your fellows, and may good conquer you upon a later date!
    Lineage style:
    Female knight: U END

  • RPG style:
    Female knight: I swear it upon the graves of my ancestors, within the depths of that cave lives the mightiest of beasts; a dragon so vile it spreads the earth before it, barely allowing one to escape with their life before striking like the jaguar upon the unsuspecting gazelle.
    Lineage style:
    Female knight: dude anthras in there almost end me

  • RPG style:
    Male Knight: fellow traveler, shall we bed down for the night in yonder hotel, so that we be well rested for tomarrow's hunt?
    Lineage style:
    Male Knight: dood, lets go hotel n regen

  • RPG style:
    Female Mage: Hail! Traveler, I am weary and my energy spent…pray, good sir, might you have a bit of potion to spare me? Just a small amount...
    Male Prince: I fear, dear sorceress, that I have nothing to spare you. I wish you luck in your travels.
    Lineage style:
    Female Mage: got pot?
    Male Prince: get ur own

  • RPG style:
    Male Mage: Hail! Good madam, I am new to this island, and quite confused. I hear there is a man of magic here, one to give me spells of great power and strength. Might you direct me to the home of one Gereng?
    Female Mage: Dear child, he teaches but the beginnings of our craft. You must start small, with little spells, before conquering and mastering the arts of healing, pursuit, and death. Gereng shall help you through your first few years...he is south of this town, simply follow the path.
    Lineage style:
    Male Mage: where Gereng?
    Female Mage: down
    Male Mage: can I have adena plz?
    Female Mage: no

January 03, 2003 06:50 pm ET (#1)
TheVirus
Loyal Fan

6 posts
06-28-02

o.o hahahahhaa funny but so true..first post o.o

January 03, 2003 07:27 pm ET (#2)
SkeleMage
Loyal Fan

86 posts
10-12-02

lol

January 03, 2003 07:28 pm ET (#3)
MissMage
Loyal Fan

30 posts
11-15-02

yo.....sooo funny and soo true!hahahhaahhaha

January 03, 2003 07:47 pm ET (#5)
FR
Loyal Fan

13 posts
10-12-02

Lol, that is to funny. and too true. lol if you even try to say "Hail! Good madam, I am new to this island,..." people will just laugh and think you joking, lol.

January 03, 2003 08:08 pm ET (#6)
TCUB3D
Loyal Fan

118 posts
11-06-02

lmfao so true

January 03, 2003 08:12 pm ET (#7)
flip
Loyal Fan

118 posts
10-16-01

thats hillarious taera, you r0x0r.

January 03, 2003 08:24 pm ET (#8)
Nimuialwing
Loyal Fan

23 posts
01-31-03

RPG Style: Reading this made my day much better after slaying so much bad monsters that almost killed me. With such funny things I can live on happy. Thank u for ur wise words and that thy hunt will never cause ur death

Lineage Style: lol

Well, cya all in the game.

Greetings,

Nimuialwing

January 03, 2003 09:27 pm ET (#9)
1andon1i
Loyal Fan

12 posts
10-17-02

0.o

January 03, 2003 10:17 pm ET (#10)
VoLT
Loyal Fan

174 posts
12-02-01

if i say that.. id get U END in every message.......

January 03, 2003 11:13 pm ET (#11)
mp34567
Loyal Fan

89 posts
06-28-02

LOL ok taera female mage asking for pot? ok quite funny anyhow but i suggest we start speaking like that and scare the shit out of every monitor on lineage

January 04, 2003 12:21 am ET (#12)
gigi
Loyal Fan

641 posts
05-01-02

in other words....not role playing makes conversations easier and direct...

good jokes heh

January 04, 2003 01:00 am ET (#13)
EX-CON
Loyal Fan

597 posts
03-19-02

rofl taera is best for a laugh this one was totally funn and true iam start talking like that to piss ppl off.

January 04, 2003 11:07 am ET (#14)
Friggy
Loyal Fan

97 posts
09-09-02

good one taer !

U Own and rules over the lineage comics ! the lineage comics sould consider Taera as their lord and master !

January 04, 2003 11:09 am ET (#15)
WaterElf
Loyal Fan

145 posts
11-16-01

RPG Style: Good work Taera.

Cow Style: Moo!

January 04, 2003 11:34 am ET (#18)
immanuelx2
Loyal Fan

5 posts
12-28-02

hahahah nice

January 04, 2003 01:40 pm ET (#19)
Taera
Loyal Fan

333 posts
01-30-02

:) you guys seem to like this one. Would you rather I did a sequal to this or try to think up another lin50?

January 04, 2003 06:36 pm ET (#20)
sisyphus
Loyal Fan

56 posts
05-03-02

I think they all suck...get a life you fargin pirate



*do a sequel to this...was actually creative*

January 04, 2003 08:29 pm ET (#22)
LightOfHope
Loyal Fan

2 posts
01-04-03

LOL im the RPG STYLE -.- naw..

January 05, 2003 01:23 pm ET (#23)
Wishtra
Loyal Fan

3 posts
12-08-02

Yes do a sequel, I loved it. You are a very talented person. :)

January 05, 2003 02:07 pm ET (#24)
Rhayde
Loyal Fan

64 posts
12-29-01

That was great.. sequel! :)

January 05, 2003 08:54 pm ET (#25)
EX-CON
Loyal Fan

597 posts
03-19-02

taera can make u laugh even when ur the madest u can be :)

January 05, 2003 11:20 pm ET (#26)
Ansaga
Loyal Fan

35 posts
12-25-02

This was so good I am actually posting :)

January 06, 2003 08:45 am ET (#27)
Taera
Loyal Fan

333 posts
01-30-02

thats what I'm here for, Ex!

Sequal is coming!

January 06, 2003 05:33 pm ET (#28)
-Orim-
Loyal Fan

99 posts
09-15-02

only too true.. the last one happend to my wiz.. the good old days

January 06, 2003 11:55 pm ET (#29)
Blahk
Loyal Fan

234 posts
02-02-02

hurry up with sequel......I rarely actually 'laugh out loud' but i actually did this time...great job ^^

January 07, 2003 10:31 pm ET (#30)
DIVERSAL
Loyal Fan

138 posts
10-06-02

heres your sequel!~

*name removed*: Oh look fafu....*die*
DIVERSAL: o no!~ my dear friend!~ *talks to faf* i besiese the; cursed dragon of the water! taste thyne own wrath of wind, for my power greatly surpasses your inferior powers
*name removed*: Ye shall look upon thee great fafu yonder *dies*
DIVERSAL: foul dragon! be ready to feel the wrath of my greatest spell!
*turns into gm*
DIVERSALZx(as a gm): /ban fafurion

January 08, 2003 05:53 pm ET (#31)
Elric
Loyal Fan

337 posts
10-29-02

ajjajajajajjajajajajajjaaj ahahhahaha LOL
AHAAHAA LOOOL!!!! HAHAHA

so fun!! jajajaja

January 18, 2003 08:22 am ET (#32)
TCUB3D
Loyal Fan

118 posts
11-06-02

lol thats so true, good one.....lol

January 23, 2003 04:08 pm ET (#33)
JeffKash
Loyal Fan

37 posts
04-04-02

lol, very nice, not sure how i missed this one for so long. Best one was the RPG translation of U END. Keep it up! ^^

January 23, 2003 08:13 pm ET (#34)
Doomscythe
Loyal Fan

1155 posts
03-21-02

LOLOLOL Nice Taera!!! U END =)

February 11, 2003 06:52 pm ET (#35)
fishingdonkey666
Loyal Fan

97 posts
10-03-02

Can you spare me adenas? im serious i got nothing
T_T whis Ying @ test server thx

May 17, 2003 06:05 pm ET (#36)
cr0w
Loyal Fan

14 posts
04-26-03

great ^.,^

the best one was the one about antharas :P

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